Hip Hop Jokes

Q:Why couldn't G-Unit get on the bus?
A:Because they didn't have 50 Cent.

Q:Why couldn't G-Unit play monopoly?
A:Because they didn't have The Game.

Akon- Easy Road Lyrics

"I won't let you stop me now coz i came too far."

that's just the way it is!

Remember
When someone annoys you
It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown
But it only takes 4 muscles
To extend your arm and slap that mofo up side the head!

Quote by G.O.D on myspace

"Inna world of billions...
There are 10, 000 more JUST LIKE YOU!
Like Me!
With that said...
When you get played by sumbody...
Betrayed....
Turned on...
Really Heart broke!
Wutt eva, Who eva did it to you
JUST HELPED YOU OUT!
They didn't do you wrong...
You got 1 life to live!
All they did was show you EXACTLY what you dont need In that 1 precious life of yours!
Its gonna happen...
No matter how REAL you are!
You are gonna one day TRUST A BUSTER!
Christ...
Trusted A Buster!
Pac...
Trusted A Buster!
Malcom x...
Trusted a Buster!
Great Kings...
Trusted Busters!
YOU...
RIGHT NOW...
Got "Friends" "Family" People you would die for!
That are Busterz!
I myself, JUST recently shook Busterz!
Once you realize it, Dont retaliate, you accept the learnin lesson and just UNDERSTAND that it makes it easier for you to recognize the other 10, 000 Busterz like the one who just PLAYED YOU when they head your way Cuzz you already seent dem before!
DO NOT!!!!!
Go to da Pen...
For Busterz!
You might have to cry becuzz of the betrayal!
But a Pimp told me one time...
"If you stay ready! You dont gotta get ready!"
The Busterz you meet and interact with daily help you narrow down your search for the real!

Quote by Dr. Phill

"People tend to achieve the things they think they're worth."

Quote by Siara

"It's funny how once the chance of getting something flies, we suddenly find ourselves wanting it more.And we regret not playing it right..."

No i ain't no alcoholic it's just that they're funny!! ;p

~~Save water.Drink beer!~~

Alcohol is the reason for all problems, and the solution for them too!

Beer is the only reason i wake up every afternoon!

Pepsi after wiskey is risky

Kanye West- Jesus Walks Lyrics

"And I don't think there's nothing I could do now to right my wrongs,
I wanna talk to God but i'm afraid cuz we ain't spoke in so long.."

Check out the whole lyrics

Metallica-Master of Puppets Lyrics

"OBEY YOUR MASTER YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER"